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He’s Just Not That Into You

November 6, 2011

Dear Aaron,

I’m not quite sure what’s going on between you and Gracie, but it seems like you guys are playing all sorts of mind games with one another.  She’s basically obsessed with you.  You try to play it really cool, and act like you aren’t into her.  You shove her away when she gets all up in your business, and ignore her when she won’t leave you alone.

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I’ve suggested a few times that she might want to consider reading He’s Just Not That Into You.  Since she lacks opposable thumbs, I don’t think she’s going to be able to read it, and frankly the movie just wasn’t worth watching.  So I keep telling her that you aren’t into her, but she doesn’t get it.

For some reason though, you really like to mess with her head.  When she’s leaving you alone, you reach out and pet her all the time (even when she eats your toys.  You forgive faster than I do).  As soon as she’s in her crate, you go right over to it, stick your hands in and babble away to her.

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Sometimes you two crawl around together like best buds.

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I mean, you even dressed like her (well, like a gray dog) for Halloween.

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I’m not so sure poor Gracie quite gets all of the mixed messages you are sending her way.  Do you like her or not?  Do you want to play or only on your own terms?  Poor thing is so confused!
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You never made Rufio work so hard for your love and attention. 

Until whatever mind games you are playing are done, I’ll just have to keep reminding Gracie that you just aren’t that into her.  Maybe she’ll figure it out one day.

Figure it out soon, all right? 

Love,

Mommy

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. November 6, 2011 2:37 pm

    OMG if Aaron doesn’t want to play with her I WILL!!!!

  2. November 17, 2011 6:30 pm

    They are both absolutely adorable. Maybe Aaron is like, I am so much cuter than you so I don’t have time for you LOL! Of course he just doesn’t know what he is missing.

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